Amy “drunk” on Weekend Update, part 2

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thorinss:

if u thought lex was going to be left out of this meme u thought wrong my friend

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howtobeafuckinglady:

FUCK I JUST WOKE UP MY ENTIRE HOUSE

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darklittlefaun:

methbusters:

moresongsaboutbuildings:

theneolistickid:

Bats illuminated by lightning

THIS IS WHAT LOVE LOOKS LIKE.

Goth

This is actually really cool
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darklittlefaun:

methbusters:

moresongsaboutbuildings:

theneolistickid:

Bats illuminated by lightning

THIS IS WHAT LOVE LOOKS LIKE.

Goth

This is actually really cool


Kristen Wiig & Jimmy Fallon at he 66th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
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Kristen Wiig & Jimmy Fallon at he 66th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards

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The Signs thoughts

12-stars:

Aries: I’m better than all of you assholes

Taurus: I could eat some cake right now.

Gemini: I’m going to pretend I care about what you just said

Cancer: I need hugs and cookies.

Leo: Fuck u bitch I’m fabulous, bow down to me. 

Virgo: You’re all uncultered swines.

Libra: Stop war hug more

Scorpio: I tired of your bullshit, I just wanna sleep

Sagittarius: I wanna fuck your girlfriend

Capricorn: Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex

Aquarius: I’m hot and gay.

Pisces: Fuck my life.


sethmeyers: Hanging with 2 Amys at Emmy rehearsal! #emmys
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sethmeyers: Hanging with 2 Amys at Emmy rehearsal! #emmys

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I accept the nomination for the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge and I hereby nominate Bill Murray, Andrew Gar-Field of Dreams, and Dame Maggie Smith (x)

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xjournal heeft gezegd: What would you do if you realised a baby was homicidal? :P

Wow, this is awfully deep for 8:30 in the morning… I would do everything I could to divert that baby’s path. I truly believe that humans are not born bad, that circumstances shape the person. So I would make that baby’s circumstances the best they can possibly be, and monitor him/her his/her whole life.

… And if by 16-18 the child is still homicidal then there would be a showdown of epic portions between me and the kid.

foxeglove:

when thinking about your ot3, consider this:

• which two team up to try and stop the other from buying ugly furniture for the house?

• which one is always bringing home silly hats to put on the more serious partner’s head?

• which one is constantly talking with their mouth full, and which partner gets offended by their bad manners?

• who does the taxes

• who tries to help with the taxes and only makes it more difficult

• which partner is morally against paying taxes

[…]I know a lot of these people from television, but I also know a lot of them personally. So, here’s the thing: If I see an actor that I know from television respond to one of my jokes, I won’t know what that face means, but if I catch Poehler – I know all of Poehler’s faces, so I’ll be able to read her.

Seth Meyers (via poehlermeyers)