Amy “drunk” on Weekend Update, part 2
if u thought lex was going to be left out of this meme u thought wrong my friend
Bats illuminated by lightning
THIS IS WHAT LOVE LOOKS LIKE.
This is actually really cool
Kristen Wiig & Jimmy Fallon at he 66th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
The Signs thoughts
Aries: I’m better than all of you assholes
Taurus: I could eat some cake right now.
Gemini: I’m going to pretend I care about what you just said
Cancer: I need hugs and cookies.
Leo: Fuck u bitch I’m fabulous, bow down to me.
Virgo: You’re all uncultered swines.
Libra: Stop war hug more
Scorpio: I tired of your bullshit, I just wanna sleep
Sagittarius: I wanna fuck your girlfriend
Capricorn: Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
Aquarius: I’m hot and gay.
Pisces: Fuck my life.
I accept the nomination for the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge and I hereby nominate Bill Murray, Andrew Gar-Field of Dreams, and Dame Maggie Smith (x)
xjournal heeft gezegd: What would you do if you realised a baby was homicidal? :P
Wow, this is awfully deep for 8:30 in the morning… I would do everything I could to divert that baby’s path. I truly believe that humans are not born bad, that circumstances shape the person. So I would make that baby’s circumstances the best they can possibly be, and monitor him/her his/her whole life.
… And if by 16-18 the child is still homicidal then there would be a showdown of epic portions between me and the kid.
when thinking about your ot3, consider this:
• which two team up to try and stop the other from buying ugly furniture for the house?
• which one is always bringing home silly hats to put on the more serious partner’s head?
• which one is constantly talking with their mouth full, and which partner gets offended by their bad manners?
• who does the taxes
• who tries to help with the taxes and only makes it more difficult
• which partner is morally against paying taxes